• You won’t work on any home improvement projects until your spouse submits a Request for Change…
  • If your food order gets screwed up, you can’t leave the restaurant until you have a Post Implementation Review…
  • You refer to the library as the Knowledge Management System…
  • When asked if you’re visiting in-laws for Christmas, you respond “it’s not in the Service Pipline…”
  • You explain to your children that a “booboo” is an Incident, getting tonsils removed is Problem Management, and a dental exam is just an Event…
  • You use Strategy Generation to plan your next vacation…
  • Birthday and Christmas “wish lists” are submitted through Request Fulfillment, complete with an online Service Catalogue…
  • Family members are referred to as stakeholders…
  • When arguing with your spouse, you state they’re not meeting OLA’s…
  • You tell little kids that Santa Clause isn’t real while the CMDB is…
  • You scratch out “Report Card” and write “KPI…”
  • Anyone that copies keys in a hardware store is referred to as Access Manager…
  • You justify purchasing multiple iPad’s as simply Availability Management…
  • SEAL Team 6 simply demonstrated how to efficiently use Service Transition to retire Osama bin Laden…
  • You create a blog with “ITIL” in the title.