ITIL® and Me

In the trenches with ITIL and ITSM.

So I was watching the movie Zombieland recently (you know, with the guy that played Mark Zuckerberg in some Facebook knock-off movie that I refuse to see) and a few scenes from the movie felt very familiar to me, and not in a good way.  Some time ago at work, we went through an upgrade for a service and things did not go very well.  To best sum-up what happened, there was no #winning when it came to #planning.  So after a quasi-major disaster, what took place?  A post implementation review, of course!  This is where some familiarity comes into play with Zombieland and ITIL.

Jesse Eisenberg’s character, Columbus, is a neurotic Jew (which is great since I’m also a neurotic Jew from Columbus) that basically has come up with a set of rules for staying alive; something like Dawn of the Dead meets Woody Allen.  After every encounter he survives, Columbus evaluates the situation and adds to his list of rules in order to prevent being in a similar dire situation.  Sound familiar?  I don’t know about you, but I’ve sat through a few post-implementation reviews that seem very similar to near-death encounters.  By always following the list of rules, mistakes are not repeated and the zombies have one less human meal for lunch.

Unfortunately, the post implementation review from the previously mentioned debacle repeated mistakes that were talked about in other post implementation reviews.  Without fail, someone in the meeting stated “At least we’re having a review so we don’t repeat the same mistakes.”  From this statement my mind immediately came to an interesting thought.  What if we were to apply our post implementation review practices to the movie Zombieland?  I think, to my organization’s dismay, that we’d find several happy and fat zombies and very little remaining staff in the I.T. department.

I don’t really intend to kvetch, gripe, criticise or complain about how mistakes are repeated, but the fact of the matter is if our lives really did depend on the PIR, we may be a bit more cognizant of learning from past mistakes, and the movie Zombieland shows a very simple plan for post implementation reviews:

  1. Survive
  2. Find what went wrong
  3. Add a rule to prevent items from step #2 from happening again
  4. Follow the rules

So is this an official PIR that could compete with ITIL?  Of course it is!  After all, if it worked in the movies, why shouldn’t it work in real life?  So maybe there are a few steps lacking compared to the post implementation review outlined in ITIL.  Keep in mind; you don’t have to follow every single ITIL step to benefit from the principles.

As a final and closing thought, I really would like to add one of my favourite Einstein quotes:  Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, and expecting different results.

Some time ago my wife discovered the wonderful world of Twitter, which I agree is very wonderful.  One night, while reading through tweets from those that she follows (including Howard Stern, Sarah Silverman, The Onion, and Eric the Midget), she made a comment that I “just have to” follow some of the same people; their tweets are hilarious.  So I decided to follow The Onion for a while (I love the tweet “King of Saudi Arabia to people: Don’t even think about it”), and after about 1 day I quit following that feed and I’ve been happy not to go back.  It’s not that I was offended by any of the information or jokes, to the contrary I was thoroughly amused.  But with all the information coming from this one single Twitter feed, I simply didn’t have the time or energy to also read through feeds from my fellow Tweeters, which was quite the problem since, believe it or not, some of the people I follow actually provide very useful information (I recommend julesmontgo and servicesphere).

So right now IT Service Management gurus are marketing Social Media as being “here and now” and if you think of it as the future, you’re already behind.  I do agree and I have no shame in saying (or typing) that it is here and I think it’s here to stay (especially since the human psyche inherently drives to be social to gain acceptance, so it’s not going away).  However, from my experience of following The Onion, as well as following and then un-following a few other people out there (sorry, but I can only handle so much), I’m seriously starting to wonder – when will we hit Social Media overload, especially from an IT Service Management perspective?

To help give some answers, or to at least point to some possible answers, I’m going to make the statement that if you’re going to use Social Media in IT Service Management, build a strategy.  Why do this?  Since I live in the ITSM world, a strategy means defining objectives.  In other words, what is the Social Media meant to accomplish?  Are you doing it to help improve communication between IT and end users?  Are you trying to market services listed in a service catalogue?  Are you simply trying to get more business?  Are you trying to leverage commonly used Social Media platforms to get users to help themselves and reduce incidents?  It’s going to be the objectives that can help answer the question, is this working?

Now that some objectives are defined I can move on to my next question, how do you know if it’s too much?  First, with objectives you can determine if the Social Media strategy is even working.  Secondly, with some baseline metrics from your BSM (Before Social Media) period, you can now determine your costs vs. benefits.  Why is this important?  Simple.  Nothing is free, so it’s worthwhile to objectively compare the cost of your Social Media strategy with the results.  For example, paying someone to tweet 8 hours a day may sound great, but if your followers are getting overwhelmed with information, maybe only 3 or 4 tweets a day is advisable, and certainly much more cost effective.  So my very cheap and easy answer to “when is it too much?” is this – when the benefits don’t justify the cost.

On a personal level, when it comes to Social Media I find that it’s nearly impossible to calculate any cost of benefits.  With this blog, tweeting and using LinkedIn, I’ve met some pretty smart people out there and have made far more professional connections than I ever thought possible.  Hell, I’ve even managed to get one or two more followers on Twitter.  But these things are at a personal (or quasi-personal, since I work in ITSM) level, where it’s easy to feel overloaded with too much information, especially when I have a one-year-old that is too cute to ignore.  Professionally, and in the workplace, I can’t think of any organization that’s probably even nearing a saturation level of benefits when it comes to Social Media.

I started learning about ITIL back in December of 2008 and recently I was reflecting on my past enthusiasm, and yes, disappointments, with the framework and how my own relationship with ITIL strangely resembles what one would go through with the 5 stages of grief.  So I just couldn’t ignore what I’m now calling the 5 Stages of ITIL Grief.

1.  Denial There simply isn’t any other possible framework or methodology that could, or could have, ever existed when it comes to IT Processes.  ITIL is the absolute best and I had no idea how anyone could not follow ITIL to the letter.  This is the answer to everything, including peace in the Middle East.

2.  Anger Why is everyone at my workplace not understanding that ITIL is the best?  Can’t they see there’s simply no other way to do things?  Even those that think we are following ITIL have no real clue as to what they’re talking about.

3.  Bargaining If I spend more time talking about ITIL and its benefits, then I know people will start seeing the messiah of IT that ITIL truly is.  Surely it’s not their fault that they don’t know about the framework. *

4.  Depression ITIL sucks.  I can’t believe I’ve wasted so much time on this.  Where’s the nearest doughnut shop? **

5.  Acceptance Eventually these truths are reached:  ITIL isn’t the only framework/methodology out there.  IT Service Management improvements take a long time and not everything can change at once.  It’s time to create a blog so I can publish my own experiences with ITIL and ITSM.

 

*  This is alternatively known as the Cult stage.  Yes, I did drink the cool-aid for a while.

** Doughnuts are my addictive substance of choice and what I constantly eat when stressed or depressed.  And yes, I did go through a 12 step program for doughnut-holics.

I truly can’t believe it – I actually, to my complete and utter surprise, made it onto the itSMF podcast for March.  Now, before you start sending me photos to autograph, please take a few minutes and enjoy the thunderous silence of my voice on this broadcast.  Not only that, but my insight and wisdom truly make the show an uplifting experience that would even make Howard Stern shed a tear.

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Also, don’t forget to check out the Rocky Mountain itSMF LIG.  Many thanks for their work and energy they put into each podcast.  http://rmitsmf.squarespace.com/blog/2011/3/10/connect-learn-grow-fm-month-10.html